Spank You On My Knee, Dress Every Whore Like A Lady, & Her Bacterial Slur were a trilogy.  All those basic skeletons were recorded in Hollywood & then i would hop on a greyhound to complete them with my friend Levi John at his home studio in Las Vegas.  remember the intro to Guns N Roses Welcome To The Jungle when Axl gets off the bus ???  THAT's the greyhound station in downtown Los Angeles.  i have memories of homeless guys with black (from dirt) hospital masks pining on about how "they just got out of the hospital & could i give them [fill in the blank] ???"  to which i would reply, "don't you remember me man ??  you told me the same story last week."

One of my favorite lyrics "how am i a faggot when you're running away" comes from Spank You On My Knee.  i also remember being uncertain about what to sing in the section before the last chorus in Her Bacterial Slur which now starts with "we will train your personal companions".  that came from a dog obedience school pamphlet in Las Vegas.  i've been asked numerous times if Her Bacterial Slur is/was about V.D. or the clap or some other vulvanic plight & the honest answer is: NO.  it never crossed my mind at the time but is infinitely amusing now.

i'm also pleased the lyrics to Dress Every Whore Like A Lady still ring SO true to this day ====> "it's not about being right come up with something other than the average american fuck.  pink frilly sits in the middle of gravel holly hobbie's a slut". 

Mink Mold is/was an outtake from the Fanci Pantie Parlor album & was recorded in 2000.  Two-Ply Bind was recorded live (with later overdubs) in Chicago in 1999.  i am trying to locate some of the other recordings from this time period.  a group of masters was stolen around then & some of the material has surfaced online and/or has been emailed to me by complete strangers in a few cases.  thanks again if you were one of those people & happen to be reading this. 

there were a couple EPs released between this & Fanci Pantie Parlor but they are out of print.  i don't even have copies of them.  most of those tracks were released on the Unreleased & Rare Demos 1999-2007 collection.

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           :: SITE UPDATED ::  Jan 16 2020

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what can i say = LISTEN TO THE SONGS.  push all the short attention span theater shit to the side and LISTEN. music is embedded all over this site.  let the albums & EPs play from start to finish.  they are not just collections of random songs. also my music is for that end of the night nightcap in headphones not background for the party.  i suggest you approach it that way & engage it in that setting and the rest is up to you.


if you are looking for predictable simpleton drivel meant to appease empty Ameri-con trash you are in the wrong place i assure you.  the bulk of your friends list on Facebook will help you out if that is the mirror you seek. click that red link now and get your worthless tacky ass out of here QUICKLY.


i seek no press.  this website is receiving traffic from 100+ countries every month through word-of-mouth only.  there's no Facebook, Twitter, YouTube or any of the other predictable whoring.  besides the United States the traffic has been incredible from Germany, France, Russia, UK, Italy, Australia, Canada, China, Spain, Mexico, Argentina, Brazil, Poland, Hungary, Sweden, Finland, Chile, and The Netherlands.  i want to thank all of you especially along with everyone else for listening, visiting, and whatever else.


my previous releases before the ones linked above are as follows: Chapter One was released May 18th 2013.  the Mrs. Produkt EP was released March 2nd 2013 & Der Schnitt was released February 9th 2013.  please go purchase them & support independence. you can name your price.  if you're broke put in $0 and take it for free with no strings attached.  i do not want your email.  i do not give a fuck about your "like".  i do not want to contact you.  what i want is for you to LISTEN.  click on any album cover to show you where you can download them.  COOL ??????????





BOTTOM FEEDER: THE SOCIALITE was released December 15th 2012.  this was my 6th full length album in 2012.  10 new tracks.


and this ever-evolving collection of covers is always FREE. click her to show you where you can download it now.



music as an industry is going to continue to reside in the gutter until more of you start caring for it properly again.  it's so PURR-fect that the Ameri-con way has sold so many on the notion that it's pointless to drop $10 on music but don't worry about doing the same thing at McDonald's a few times a week for glorified dog food.  that's COMPLETELY normal.


for now i only deal with Bandcamp because unlike iTunes i can keep it donation based.  i also deal with Bandcamp because they are the coolest & best company selling digital music on the web right now and they are aiding the cause not hurting it like iTunes.  PERIOD.  Bandcamp will covert your payment from almost any currency imaginable and you can get better quality downloads from them as well. you're not just helping me you're helping so many others including the audience of any genre outside the pathetic and predictable mainstream industry that is as marginal and washed up as it has ever been.  i can not be more honest than that.


yes this site is 1st and foremost about my music but it is also about many of the other things that i love OR hate and anything else i feel like in between.  if you search through the menu you will find all of my (currently available) releases.  but you will also find some of my paintings & photography.


the Journals & Written Word links in the menu above are loaded with my writing.  i am constantly updating it as well as every other section of this site.


up above in this column check the date of the last update underneath my picture.  it will always be extremely current GUARANTEED.  as part of the audience i know music/band sites for the most part are PAINFULLY BORING, infrequently updated, & lacking content so i hope to present something much more interesting & extensive.  i guarantee that every day you return here you can/will find something new.


i'm a complete hermit by nature so 99% of you will most likely never get to know me in person anyway so here's a virtual part of me instead.